Information set up like this:
Name: Bowser
Nickname: B-Man
MSN Name (every character has a computer in their room): King of Kool
Friends in Brawl: Link, Lucario, Zelda, Toon Link, Samus, Mario, Luigi, Peach
Status: Single
It was a rainy day. We were all in the hall, eating dinner.
Bowser: Ugh. I can't believe it's raining out there. I was planning on a holiday.
Mario: I feel the same, Bowser...
Dedede: What happened to your Italian accent?
Mario: I don't really use it much anymore...
Luigi: Neither me.
Samus: Well it makes you sound strange.
Bowser: (slaps Samus around the face) WATCH YOUR MANNERS!
Everyone started laughing in hysterics. Even Samus.
Ganondorf: *sigh*
Crazy Hand: Awoi mayte, cheerz ups a beet!
Ganondorf: Thanks for the attempted relief. Master Hand's better at it though.
Ness: Mario, that makes you sou-
Bowser: (slaps around the face) YOU TOO!
Ness: *silent*
Everyone stifled utter laughter.
Eventually, Crazy Hand fell over on the floor. He was having a laughing fit XD